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[add your exact dimensions here]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"7038\" data-end=\"7111\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"7040\" data-end=\"7111\"\u003eCapacity: several small tablets or capsules, or a short blister strip\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"7114\" data-end=\"7175\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"7116\" data-end=\"7175\"\u003eClosure: squeeze top metal frame hidden inside the fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"7182\" data-end=\"7216\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"7182\" data-end=\"7214\"\u003eImportant safety information\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"7219\" data-end=\"7483\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"7219\" data-end=\"7249\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"7221\" data-end=\"7249\"\u003eMedication is not included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"7252\" data-end=\"7289\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"7254\" data-end=\"7289\"\u003eThis item is not a medical device\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"7292\" data-end=\"7343\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"7294\" data-end=\"7343\"\u003ePouch does not regulate temperature or moisture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"7346\" data-end=\"7440\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"7348\" data-end=\"7440\"\u003eAlways follow your medication label and your doctor or pharmacist for storage instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"7443\" data-end=\"7479\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"7445\" data-end=\"7479\"\u003eKeep away from children and pets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"7486\" data-end=\"7654\"\u003eIf you want a discreet alternative to a plastic pill organizer, this soft pill pouch gives you a simple way to keep personal medication close without drawing attention.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Go Hotz","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45566623514809,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0082\/0032\/3127\/files\/edpillholder.jpg?v=1763566243"},{"product_id":"slim-discreet-pouch-holder-2-pack-pocket-case-for-pouches","title":"Slim Discreet Pouch Holder 2 Pack – Pocket Case for Pouches","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1725\" data-end=\"2010\"\u003eTired of bulky tins in your pocket? 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